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		<title>Angels vs. Mariners Live Blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:17:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Top of the 1st &#8211; 2 outs - Just got here, looks like the Mariners are starting off OK, two quick outs, can&#8217;t wait to watch this game. Top of the 1st &#8211; 2 outs - Vlad is up, gets jammed up, but hits it where nobody was, man on first with two outs. A [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebenchwarmer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1326604&amp;post=37&amp;subd=thebenchwarmer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Will The Big Time Media Ever Learn?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 22:36:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it looks like another &#8220;well-respected&#8221; member of the media stole work from a &#8220;lowly&#8221; blogger. The guys over at FoulBalls came up with a clever joke about the rookie who was to face Barry Bonds during a weekend series. Guess what happens next, magically the same joke almost verbatim shows up in Mariotti&#8217;s column [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebenchwarmer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1326604&amp;post=36&amp;subd=thebenchwarmer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Introducing&#8230;The Slapping Machine</title>
		<link>http://thebenchwarmer.wordpress.com/2007/07/29/introducingthe-slapping-machine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 05:50:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry for the lack of posts on the weekend guys, I was too busy being not sober.  Still not ready to put actual words together so I got a hilarious youtube clip for all of ya&#8217;ll.  From what I make of it, its a game show in a library setting, so they need to be [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebenchwarmer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1326604&amp;post=35&amp;subd=thebenchwarmer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The BenchWarmer&#8217;s SuperDuper Six:  Best Athletes Turned Actors</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to another edition of The Bench Warmer&#8217;s Super Duper 6. Last week we looked at The Best Fat Pro Athletes, inspired by the great play of Da Meathook. This week my inspiration for the Super Duper 6 came a from a key sports blogger tool. After watching a collection of old school SportsCenter commercials [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebenchwarmer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1326604&amp;post=34&amp;subd=thebenchwarmer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Wednesday&#8217;s Splinters</title>
		<link>http://thebenchwarmer.wordpress.com/2007/07/25/wednesdays-splinters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here you go fellas, the best from Tuesday in the blog world: David Stern in round one of damage control. [DeadSpin] Who says the NFL has all the thugs? [Bugs &#38; Cranks] Yet another blog running a more interesting tourny than ESPN. [Sunday Morning QB] No I will not participate in the mile run! [100% [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebenchwarmer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1326604&amp;post=32&amp;subd=thebenchwarmer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Expanding My Blogging Horizons&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://thebenchwarmer.wordpress.com/2007/07/25/expanding-my-blogging-horizons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:39:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That is right guys, TheBenchWarmer is now expanding to a new frontier that has never been touched EVER by sports bloggers&#8230;making T-Shirts!  What?  It&#8217;s been done?  Damn.  Well, I am doing it too now&#8230;see for yourself. Classy huh?  Well if you want to purchase this shirt(the only one I got right now &#8211; in other [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebenchwarmer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1326604&amp;post=33&amp;subd=thebenchwarmer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Graphics Updates</title>
		<link>http://thebenchwarmer.wordpress.com/2007/07/25/graphics-updates/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sup everyone&#8230;sorry about not getting a real post out there, was too busy watching the M&#8217;s drop two games to the Rangers today. Then after I was too depressed to come up with anything. Look out for part 1 of The Bench Warmer&#8217;s MLB playoff race preview sometime tomorrow evening. Anyway, the reason for this [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebenchwarmer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1326604&amp;post=31&amp;subd=thebenchwarmer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tuesday&#8217;s Splinters</title>
		<link>http://thebenchwarmer.wordpress.com/2007/07/24/tuesdays-splinters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to a fancy new daily segment here at TheBenchWarmer, the Daily Splinters (clever huh? thought of that myself). Here you will find a collection of links that I thoroughly enjoyed from the previous day. Got an idea or know of a post that you think should make the Daily Splinters? Hit me up over [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebenchwarmer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1326604&amp;post=22&amp;subd=thebenchwarmer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Obscure Live Blogging &#8211; Sportscenter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 21:27:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mike and Mike, who are the only ESPN radio personalities I enjoy listening to, will be hosting the 6:00 PM Sportscenter tonight. I was planning on Live-Blogging an episode of Baseball Tonight or something like that, but when I found out Mike and Mike were hosting Sportscenter, I thought blogging this would be better. Keep [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebenchwarmer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1326604&amp;post=21&amp;subd=thebenchwarmer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 05:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who&#8217;s Now sucks. We (and by we, I mean all the knowledgeable sports bloggers out there. What? Im not being sarcastic, I swear) all know that. There have been a lot of blog posts about Who&#8217;s Now and how it sucks big time, and this is going to be another one. I was watching Who&#8217;s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebenchwarmer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1326604&amp;post=20&amp;subd=thebenchwarmer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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