Who’s Now sucks. We (and by we, I mean all the knowledgeable sports bloggers out there. What? Im not being sarcastic, I swear) all know that. There have been a lot of blog posts about Who’s Now and how it sucks big time, and this is going to be another one. I was watching Who’s Now with my housemate, and my housemate said to me:

“Who the hell votes on this stuff.”

That is a thought that has probably crossed everyone’s mind at some point. I decided to take thought a wee bit further. We are going to take a look at the commenter’s of Who’s Now, because after hours of research, I discovered that they are the true idiots of this whole orgy of terribleness that is Who’s Now. There are three categories of the idiots that comment on Who’s Now so lets take a look shall we?(In Order from least idiotic to most idiotic)

• The Needler/Wannabe Funny Guy
  • We all know the Needler. He is the guy who doesn’t really care either way about the discussion, but he comments because he gets pleasure from getting people he doesn’t know all riled up. So why is he the least idiotic of all the commenter’s? Because he knows this competition is a joke, he is just expressing it in the wrong form. If he would blog stuff like this, he would be considered a genius (well kinda) but alas he comments in Who’s Now,therefore hes an idiot.
  • The #1 Needler
    • Now there are a bunch of Needlers on the Who’s Now discussion board, but AC_07, congrats! You take the cake.

    

• The Debater
  
  • The next group of idiot commenters are the debaters. These are the guys who sit there watch Who’s Now, re-watch the video online, think about it for hours, make their vote. Then discuss their decision on the message board. I have placed The Debater here after the Needler just because the Debater spends way too much time making decisions and discussing, and if you don’t know how to properly manage your time, you are an idiot.
  • The #1 Debater
    • Congrats awgoalie31. You win with your in-dept and thought provoking post on who should win Derek Jeter or Reggie Bush. He said (Had to just take manually post it, due to size restrictions):

    Ok First off Reggie Bush and Derek Jeter are both Greattt Athletes and both perform at such a high level that no one who sits on there computer at night can say one person is better than the other at there respected sports. But Reggie Bush is a up-in-comer hes not now yet, he hasnt proven anything in the NFL im sry saints fans they would have still made the playoffs w/o him, im a panthers fan and can say that.. and Reggie has done a lot for his city and has been cover athletes to video games so he does have a good resume, but he hasnt hit his full potential yet as a star… Derek Jeter can you say more about that name and when you think of it you know he is one of the best players in the MLB and is a great ambassador to his respected sport also.. He has won championships, is the captain of the Yankees the most winning franchise in all of sports, has one of the biggest players charities in all of sports Turn 2 Foundation for those who didnt know. He has been on the cover of the same video game MLB 2k’s series for years so reggie doesnt have as many covers i can garantee that and has his own cologne line… Oh and to those who say Jeters on the downside of his career prove it b/c his numbers dont say so and wait he was the AL MVP runner-up last year by a small margine.. I’m sry but i think he still has some game.. Jeter right NOW is more NOW and gets my vote!!

• The Bandwagoner
  • Every knowledgeable sports both knows of and despises the Bandwagoner. In what was almost expected, The Bandwagoner has made it into the world of Who’s Now commenting. I guess its understandable to vote for your favorite player or a player on your favorite team. However, when The Bandwagoner crosses the line and starts commenting, thats when he becomes a true idiot. These guys are wasting time trying to convince a bunch of strangers to vote for their favorite players in a competition that doesn’t even matter! And that is why they are the biggest idiots in the Who’s Now Commenting World.
  • #1 Bandwagoner
    • Congrats yanks21320 (that should give it away right there) you win/lose, whichever way you look at it, with this gem of a comment:

  theres no comparing derek jeter and reggie bush, not yet at least. i will give reggie his props he brought new orleans back to life and is a great player. but derek jeter was now, is now, and will be now in his coming years. for all of you who dont know, jeter is only 33 years old and going strong. yes, so maybe this year he did get off to a shaky start this year, but hey didnt the entire yankee fanchise? jeter has won 4 championships out of the 6 he has been in. not to mention he has lead the yankees to every world series theyve been in. derek jeter is mr. clutch, captain, joe torres go to guy. he deserves to be now.

  oh and for all of you redsox fans out there, youll admit that hes an amazing player but wont vote for him because hes a yankee? wow thats terrible.

• No yanks…you’re terrible.

Well, there you have it folks. The idiot commenters of Who’s Now. After spending time reading these comments, I already feel dumber…I mean I just tried to turn on my TV with my calculator.